DBZ: Apples and Space Oranges

Haha, oh man I think there are a couple of anons who are determined for me to post some Jeice/Zarbon or Jeice/Burter art and keep asking questions like this one. Sorry guys, but they're just not my ships at all. Used to read them all the time, but gone completely off the idea. I feel bad that people want me to draw them, but I have a very specific view of these characters and for me, Zarbon and Jeice will always be "apples and oranges". In my head they have this great "I hate you, but we have to work together so I'll stomach you for now" relationship that might, one day, grow into grudging, unspoken respect bordering on like. But as a romantic pair, I just can't picture it. But kudos to those who do.

Tbh, I'm not really into Jeice slash at all these days - most of the stuff I see transforms Jeice into this simpering uke stereotype and god do I hate that stuff.

Burter/Zarbon on the other hand, bring it on (or even better, Burter/Caithion, love those two <3).